Raising Humans, Avoiding People Hoodie 🖤🌹
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
For the moms who are raising tiny humans while simultaneously trying to avoid the rest of them. 😂
This hoodie is basically the antisocial social mom uniform. The design features our messy-bun skull girl surrounded by soft dusty-pink florals with “Raising Humans, Avoiding People When Possible” — because motherhood already requires enough social interaction, thank you very much.
The coordinating pink heart and floral design adds a softer, feminine detail that ties everything together without taking away from the slightly edgy vibe. It’s pretty, sarcastic, cozy, and just the right amount of please don’t make me socialize.
Throw it on for school drop-off, pickup line, grocery runs, coffee runs, sports practices, lazy days, or those outings where you're hoping nobody you know sees you and tries to start a 20-minute conversation. 😂
Basically, if you love your people but don't necessarily need any additional people... this one's for you.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durability (Heather Sport: 60/40 polyester/cotton)
- Soft, mid-weight fleece that's comfortable for everyday wear
- Knitted without side seams for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawstring
- Roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printed inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® certified and made to meet applicable safety and chemical standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron or steam on low heat — do not iron directly over the design
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Do not dry clean
Raising humans. Avoiding people. Protecting what's left of my social battery. 🤷🏼♀️🌹🖤
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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