Raising Humans, Avoiding People Crew Neck
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, cozy, and made for the moms who are already doing more than enough peopling just by raising humans. 😂 This crewneck mixes a feminine, slightly edgy design with the kind of everyday comfort you'll actually want to live in.
The front keeps things soft and simple with a small dusty-pink floral heart, while the back features our messy-bun skull girl surrounded by dusty-pink florals with the words “Raising Humans — Avoiding People When Possible.” Because I can love my people deeply and still have absolutely no desire to make unnecessary small talk. 🖤🌹
The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend gives you that warm, lived-in crewneck feel without being overly bulky. Ribbed details and reinforced stitching help it hold its shape through repeat wears, whether you're throwing it on for school drop-off, coffee runs, errands, lazy weekends, or one of those days where raising your tiny human is about all the social interaction you've got in you.
It's feminine without being overly sweet, edgy without screaming for attention, and sarcastic enough that the antisocial social moms just get it.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²), with Heather Sport color variation
- Tubular knit construction without side seams
- Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape
- Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for added durability
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist-print compatibility
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
- Made using ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron directly over the design
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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